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(verb) When your team kills you and leaves you to die because you suck in Left 4 Dead.
"I can't beleive it, I healed this guy and then I was Left 4 Dying"
"We left this noob kid Left 4 Dying in the safe room."
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A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).
Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.
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1. In eastern mysticism, any spiritual path embodying the principle of yin; characterised by passivity, and reaching enlightenment by flowing according to one's inner nature, the opposite being right hand path. In the original Indian doctrines, it was called Vamachara.
2. In the modern western re-interpretation, any spiritual path which pursues worldly goals and pleasures as opposed to the spiritual.
1. In walking the left hand path, one takes the path of least resistance to achieve goals.
2. A student of the left hand path in the West may perform rites for money or sex.
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Letting a quick fart out while lifting your left buttock.
"EW, what's that smell? Mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?"
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1) An expletive denoting the absurdity of the situation.
2) A term applied when something of little importance is valued more than it should be.
1) John: What in the name my saggy left nut do you think you are doing?
2) Jack: This is really important! We need to fix this now.
Jane: Yes, or else you will certainly lose your saggy left nut.
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A cannabis joint . . marijuana cigarette.
Smoking a left-handed cigarette with a cigarette in my right hand . . puff , puff , pass to the right . .
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A porven method to guarantee sexual intercourse. It is as follows:
Left Hand Rule:
First thing you have to do. You have to lay on the left side of the bed.
Then you take your left hand and slap it across her belly. Don't slap it hard, just kinda place it there. And then you take the right side of your head and put it on her shoulder so you can look up at her. Then you take your left hand and turn it vertically, with your fingertips pointing in the direction of the vaginal area. Then you take your top 4 fingers and feel the waist band. Thats to let her know that you are there. Now at this point, you look up again to see if she is looking at you. If she is not looking at you, this gives you clearance to slide toward the cleft of the clitoris. You take your middle finger, and you start to slide it down adn you are searching for the clitoris. Only the middle finger. Once again you look up, to see if she is looking at you, you have have past the second clearance area. Now that you have reached the clitoris she has gave you clearance, so you take the index finger and the middle finger and you hook them around. Now what you do is you take those 2 fingers and stir them around in the vagina like it's some hot chocolate.Now here is the final look, you gonna go ahead and look at her again. And at this point she should not be looking at you and moving around making little noises cause it feels good.Now, what you gonna do now while your left hand is down there, you take the right hand and proceed to take the pants off. She should start assisting you in the removal of the pants.At that point her legs should part like the RED SEA. Remove Left hand, insert penis. This plan is 100% fool proof.
" I heard you beat last night."
" Yeah she fell victim to the left hand rule, next thing you know she was butt naked, face down ass up"
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