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When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.
At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.
The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50
Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off
A very attractive woman who’s up for anything in the bedroom.
Wow, Alex is so lucky, he totally has a step-milf for a girlfriend.
Simply put, your mother.
longer definition, A beautiful, sexy goddess of a woman, I would give up everything to be in her presence , I would treat her like the goddess she is and devote my entire being to making her smile. Her smile is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe, so please give me her number..
you: what word would you use to describe my mother?
any correct person: milf
you: cool...I guess