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Mars Man, a noun is another name for a person that's being extremely boring. But you don't have the confidence to tell them that. Coming from the forgotten, boring Mars Bar and planet Mars.
'My friends being a Mars Man, how do I tell him this' Joey says in his head.
"Ugh." Friend.
The day the most lovely person was born
Oh he is lovely! What day was he born? Mars 24? Then I understand why he's so lovely!
Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
You're doing that tiktok trend of removing your first and last letter of your name and your name is Jean-Marc.
Hey have you done the tiktok trend of removing your first and last letter of your name ?
"ean-mar"
the worst person you will ever meet. Zackary Mars is manipulative and the worst friend/boyfriend. if you even meet a Zackary Mars, stay away. Zackary Mars says every slur he cannot say and is the most horrible person you will ever meet. Zackary Mars is usually a, gemini, cancer, or scorpio. probably lives in Oklahoma. everyone hates Oklahoma. run if you meet a Zackary Mars. he cheats on all his girlfriends and is the biggest player.
do you know Zackary Mars?
oh yeah! he's a bitch! never be friends with him.
This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo
“Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”
“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”
1) The euphemistic name for Donald Trump's Florida members-only resort, when the President is on site.
2) A term applied to any pleasant place under high security, lockdown, or restriction.
3) Should Trump face indictment or civil charges of misconduct and face house arrest, Mar-A-Lockdown takes on a new meaning.
Once the office building metal detectors arrived, restricting visitor progress in the main lobby, it was Mar-A-Lockdown in full force.