When driving a standard, having someone in the passenger seat shift the car for you when you step on the clutch.
Jake was lighting a smoke so I pulled a mexican automatic and shifted gears for him.
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When you get a group of hermanos and you all blow your load on her face.
"Aye Jose that Mexican Bukakie we had last night was fire."
When a man nuts into his hand then proceeds to slap someone in the face.
Guy #1 "..then she walked out on me when I gave her the Mexican Faceclap."
Guy #2 "That sucks Foo."
A sexual act in which one individual packs as many digits, feet, and/or objects as possible into another individuals orifices.
Wow...Jeff really packed my vagina like a Mexican coyote last night. He even got the soap dispenser in there.
A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022
I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it
When a man of Mexican ethnicity shoves his whole dick into your mouth and cums
I got a Mexican mouthful at the airport yesterday.
The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.
Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."