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the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
michael is a common boring average name
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michaels very attractive gets all the ladies attention . but is a cheating whore that is desperate for sex . literally will pay for sex u desperate ass bitch . he’ll be in a relationship with someone and still go out of his way and ask for another girls nudes just for it to get out to the entire school and for the girl to be embarrassed and just an emotional reck all bc michael petite thought it would be cool to let it out into the world that he got nudes from a 14 year old. lame ass who tf carries nudes in middle school kids still busting out piss and u happy u for nudes counting up all the nudes in ur phone cocky ass bitch . and most importantly who tf loses their virginity in middle school little ass kids spreading their legs to peanut sized penis . y’all nasty asf .
-SMMS
girl: i’m dating michael he likes me i can’t believe it !!
friend: ur gross go die .
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the cutest, sweetest, understanding guy you will ever meet. he is a great listener and if you ever meet a Michael hold on to him because there is no one better.
"oh my gosh! michael asked me out!"
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he loves shyanne he can live without her and he must hate ne rn but its true
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fittest guy youll ever meet, especially if he has brown hair. gets all the girls and guys and has a fit body. very smart, cute, empathic and fit 10/10 would reccomend
wow michael is so fit, i wanna kiss him
ikr i want him as mine
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a term used to describe a woman pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.
He went online and pretended to be a MICHAEL to pick up gay men. You should have seen the smile on his face.
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1. A term used to describe a girl pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.
2. Transgender
1. I might set up an Michael today, loving those camwhores right now.
2. That girl would be so pissed off if she knew I was an Michael.
3. Man, he got Michael'd bad, I had to get out of there before it went to far.
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