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A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.
Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”
A small person who is a loser and has no life.
Your so short midget bozo
When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money
man i wish i was an iron midget
When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable
I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.