Random
Source Code
Random
getting out of bed and snorting a certain substance as the clock hits midnight.
“hold on guys i gotta go get my midnight snort”
My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.
It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
When a child walks in on their parents having sex
When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment
A noun used to describe a complete experience and effect of using acid (LSD, a powerful hallucinogenic drug), or any other powerful hallucinogenic drug in the middle of the night.
*on the phone*
Me: What are y'all up to...ya midnight-trips?
Friend: Nope we just chilling
The person you meet at last call that you end up regretably taking home after striking out with everyone else in the bar.
Chad couldn't find anyone to take home so he had to pull a midnight mulligan.
A midnight love is someone who you hook up with (commonly at night) who doesn’t love you as much as you love them. Usually this person will require you to keep the relationship a secret and tell no one. You may feel as if you’re in a one sided love or if your being used for the primary purpose of sex.
I guess i’ll just settle for being their midnight love.