Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.

Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.

Reused milk

A female that is so ran through that she is reused and abused

Guy: I with I want to get with that girl from that party on Saturday

Friend: don’t do that that bitch got STI’s and she got reused milk

public milk

When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.

for example:

"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"

"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"

cereal and milk

a form of soup which EVERYONE agrees on

my favourite soup is cereal and milk

milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

Giant's Milk

(N.) Strongest milk you can find to impress your big woman

Giant's milk, that's how I got so strong.

Milk sorority

Similar to: Milk sisters

When three or more females living under the same roof have all had sexual intercourse with the same man. They are probably decently slutty and may have made a sport out of landing the same guys as each other. This is thought of as a bonding experience, and will be discussed in detail at the man's expense.

Although it will be understood among the girls that none of them are special to him, because of the jealous nature of a female, it is a courtesy for the sexual acts to occur outside of the women's home. If not, that just makes it a brothel.

Girl 1: Hey, I just got back from Molly's house. Did you know her and her roommates have all slept with Doug?

Girl 2: Yeah, I heard they were running a regular milk sorority over there.