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Definition. KOLBE MORE LIKE LOLBY HA BITCH!

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more degrees than a thermometer

An adjective describing someone who has achieved a ridiculous amount of university degrees.

Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.

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And many more from channel four

A line added to the end of the Happy Birthday song. It most likely started from a Channel 4 TV station (Duh) in some part of the country. Kids in Western Pennsylvania don't have a Channel 4, but will sing this in school or during parties.

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Jennifer, Happy birthday to you. And many mooooore, from channel Fooooouuuuur.....

"Happy birthday to you, and many more from channel four." while other kids are singing "Happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too."

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nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

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shekina is more fine than me

It’s a fact.

Shekina is more fine than me.

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who loves who more

when I tell Matthew how much I love him he says he loves me more even though I love him more.

Me: hey Matthew I love u🥺
Matthew: I love u more sean🥺🥺
me: stfu and let me love u more so we know who loves who more

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more radios than Anastasia

If someone brags to you about an accomplishment that's less than mediocre and even less personally significant, you can tell them it's like owning more radios than Anastasia (from the Imperial Russia days). Back then, there were no radio broadcasts, so owning more radios than Anastasia is an average accomplishment (especially since you can get a crummy 'FM Auto Scan Radio' for a dollar, but at that point you'd have more radios than Anastasia.)

Person A: Guess what! Today I learned how to tie my shoes and I'm only 27! Ain't that great!?

Person B: Oh wow! What will happen next! Mabye one day you'll own more radios than Anastasia.

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