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A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.
1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.
2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?
2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
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A town that smells like ass
Oh no kids we driving thru Fort Morgan Colorado cover ur noses
When a three way happens where all participants are distinguished black males.
Guy 1: Did you hear flava flav, Barry White and Will Smith had a Morgan three way?
Guy 2: Yes.
This mixed drink's moniker comes from the three ingredients used to make it: Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created at Arizona State University, it later spread around the western United States. It is also known as the Captain Jack Morgan.
If I don't get a fuckin' Jack Morgan MD soon this party is going to be anime.
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Ashly Morgan "Freeman" Blanc is often referred to as the leader of the sof side. She rolls with the scariest crew around and likes to call them her "family"...but not in a cute way, in a creepy Charles Manson way. She is one of the fastest readers alive and enjoys the sport of curling. She will run for president someday. She will also die someday...and be stuffed into a statue. Her heroes are Beyonce and Terri Porter, even though there's not much difference between the two.
Joe: What did you do last night, Randy?
Randy: I got beat up by Ashly Morgan Blanc and her crew.
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The act of shitting on a girls face then shoving your dick in her mouth making her talk while shes hanging upside down
TB: Hey alex you want an upsidedown morgan freeman
Alex: Fuck yes
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