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nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

by RBean September 3, 2007

28πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


shekina is more fine than me

It’s a fact.

Shekina is more fine than me.

by shekinasbf January 23, 2022

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bintou loves chris more

it’s 100% proven that bintou loves chris more

omg did you know that bintou loves chris more

by ilovemoosetracks April 13, 2022

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


who loves who more

when I tell Matthew how much I love him he says he loves me more even though I love him more.

Me: hey Matthew I love uπŸ₯Ί
Matthew: I love u more seanπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
me: stfu and let me love u more so we know who loves who more

by cat piss drinker 99 July 2, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


more radios than Anastasia

If someone brags to you about an accomplishment that's less than mediocre and even less personally significant, you can tell them it's like owning more radios than Anastasia (from the Imperial Russia days). Back then, there were no radio broadcasts, so owning more radios than Anastasia is an average accomplishment (especially since you can get a crummy 'FM Auto Scan Radio' for a dollar, but at that point you'd have more radios than Anastasia.)

Person A: Guess what! Today I learned how to tie my shoes and I'm only 27! Ain't that great!?

Person B: Oh wow! What will happen next! Mabye one day you'll own more radios than Anastasia.

by William Wallace 2.0 December 2, 2009

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


β€œok” with more than one β€œk”

something some annoying bitch says when she doesn’t wanna talk to you. it really pisses people off, btw. they also tend to say β€œnmu”.

amber: hey wyd
basic white bitch: nmu
amber: nothing

basic white bitch: same
amber: netflix keeps glitching on me!!
basic white bitch: okkkkk
amber: nah fuck you, don’t say β€œok” with more than one β€œk”

by harvard.t.shirt.danielle.cohn March 24, 2020


Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges.

When you caught someone about to fuck up and you correct them before they make a fool of themselves.

They look at you and say "Why not?".
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."

by F-50Rick-C137 December 28, 2018