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A term derived from the latin word, "muffcake", but translated to english.
Short for your-stupid-and-you-think-you-know
-everything-but-
you-just-suck-at-life-and-need-to-die.
Can also be used in place of eff.(see examples)
"Andrew is the biggest muff muffin of life...fosh!"
or
"What the muff muffin are you doing?"
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(v.)
To aggressively slap a bitch's pussy when they are acting out of line.
A way to stop the bitch from complaining about bad sex.
Yeah bro, once I found out that Jeff Weaver had a mom, I gave that bitch a big muff spanking.
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A pussy that smells so bad it passes as an asshole. A stinky pussy. A pussy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces...cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.
Max: "I was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark I thought I was accidently tonguing her ass until a car went by and the lights shone on us and I could see that it was her pussy that I was licking. She had a serious case of anal muff! I continued anyway 'cause I was so horny!"
Scott: "You scare me dude!"
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An english muffin or crumpet. Also known as an e. muffy.
"Damn, that was the best e. muff I've ever tasted"
"Would you like your e. muffy with c.cheese?"
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He or she, depending on the situation, who stuffs muffs.
I heard Edward was the best muff stuffer around.
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when a man/woman eats/licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge
'Sera wants to muff dive Ashley tonight'
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Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.
"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."
"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."
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