Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.
"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."
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The first thing in the morning is you get your pussy licked.
Hey, Teresa, my boyfriend gave me the best pussy licking first thing in the morning...Ohhh, Karen, I love a good sunshine muffin at the crack of dawn.
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When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.
Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!
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A corn bread muffin. This is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a muffin.
Pass the chuck-muffins because I am starving.
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When a girl, and occasionally a guy, is wearing a top that makes their breasts pop out the top as a muffin pops out of the top of a pan.
Dang... that guy's got a muffin chest that is larger than your girlfriend's!
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Killer muffins are those muffins you put in your mouth but go to far to soon and they make you choke.
Bella had some killer muffins and didnt relise then gave one to daniel :( poor daniel but he is alive just he almost wasn't
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verb: 1. the action of pooping in a vagina.
"Shit, that bitch Tanya wouldn't let me tap that ass, so when she fucking fell asleep, I gave her a good ol' fashioned muffin loaf. Shit yeah!
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