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n. The process of normal defecation, specifically in the daytime. Variations include "pooty sleep," "pooty siesta," "pooty coma," etc.
Synonyms include "watching the first 10 minutes of Deuce Bigelow" and "listening to Kenny Loggins."
Antonym: a shit enema.
"I'll be right back: I need to take a pooty nap."
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N. Like a dirt nap, chipper nap insinuates that death is imminent based on the victim's introduction to a garden or industrial wood chipping machine. In most cases, this should be considered a homicide, although for a few industrious characters maybe suicide. References the movie Fargo.
In need of quick cash, Garrett decided it was time for his sister to take the big chipper nap.
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dreaming of eating so much delicious food until you become so fat you have to roll round to walk.
man i need to food nap right now!!
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a nappy afro or an afro that is usually unwashed and uncombed.
damn man, he really needs to wash or comb his nap-fro or he'll never get a girl
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Man Napping is the Civilian Equivalent of the Forced Rest, that is taking a nap when it is necessary or not so, to forcefully recharge your batteries. This is generally ordered by the NCOs or Officers in your Platoon, Flight or Division.
Can be a restful and recuperative thing...
I was man napping during my shift... Got caught but I didn't get RTUed, I just caught el supremo...
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what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)
It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara
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n., pl: crack-naps
1. A nap at an awkward time of day or night which leaves one feeling much worse than before the nap.
2. A nap that leaves one feeling cracked out.
"I accidentially fell asleep at 7:00 last night, and when I woke up from my crack-nap at 9:30, I felt shitty so didn't know if I should eat soomething or just go back to sleep."
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