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naturally asspirated

Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".

In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.

by QuacksO April 6, 2021


Natural November

In Natural November people are not allowed to wear make up. this counts for lip gloss as well

person 1: i was thinking about what to wear tonight

person 2: just remember no makeup because it’s natural November

by game chase November 3, 2019


natural november

Girls have to be natural

No makeup no contour no eyelashes no wigs no dying hair

Let’s see how u girls last the whole month

Fuck no nut November girls do natural November

by We Hate Gays November 2, 2019


Natural November

When girls go natural for the whole month and take pictures with their camera not snap starting from the third of November.
Rules are :
1.no makeup ❌
2.no filters

U only get one chance ‼️

“Are u doing the natural November
Yh I am

by 123sym&syd November 2, 2019


Natural clothing

Pubic hair

Yesterday, I had to show my natural clothing

by Seriouslywhohasthatname June 22, 2024


natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".

The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.

by QuacksO December 30, 2019


natur og bullshit

basicly two 8 year olds youtube video

hey dude did you see natur og bullshit
yea man best movie ever

by E god January 7, 2021