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Jane

A short person who loves the movie leprechan, she is a great kind hearted person who thinks of others before herself. Though she puts herself below others sometimes it seems, we all still love and care for her, she is a great friend and will always be someone we like close to us.

sentence example: I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name.

But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.

You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.

A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near.

Yet somehow out of reach.

But, you will never find them. None of you will.

This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.

I am remaining as well. I am nearby.

This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits.

They don't belong to you.

As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears.

Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend.
jane

by Janesfriend February 20, 2022


Jane

You don't give a fuck about what I said about Jane. You don't give a fuck about what I said about Noah. You're an upity, neurotic, kike who wants to have dominion over other people and, like the Israeli oven goblins, you only have the balls to do what you're doing because you have complete dominion over the people you're doing it to.

Hym "Yeah, no, you don't give a fuck about Jane. Your wife is not a Jesus factory. Your religion is a lie. You belong in an oven. Hitler clearly killed the wrong jews. If I could cut the total number of jews killed during the holocaust im half... Just to ensure you bloodline was erased... Not only would I be improving humanity... But I would also be the jewish savior."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024


Jane

What did you do?

Hym "Jane... What did my bitch aunt do? Are YOU responsible for this? Don't you think that if they will come for a sitting senator they won't come for you? And Emma... And Bodan... What did you do?

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023


Jane

A cool girl that made Diego proud by earning her own driver's licence

Jane did it again. She exceeded everyone's expectations!

by De Eumel November 23, 2021


Jane

Very cool gal that made Diego proud by earning her driver's licence :)

Jane is awesome at evering, as expected.

by De Eumel November 23, 2021


Janes

Plain Jane - plain or common.

Our neighbours in the house at the end of the lane are a couple of Janes and no Disco or roly poly K9's can change that.

by MoistestMan May 19, 2023


Jane

Jane is the absolute best friend you could ever even hope for. She isn't judgy, even though sometimes she can be a little intimidating when you first meet her. She quite literally can change your life. Jane is the kind of friend that makes you see the blessings in trials, accidents, or even coincidences without even trying. Jane is the answer to the prayer you've been praying for years. When you're with Jane you can be yourself, 100% with no act, no faking a smile or pretending you're something that you're not. Even though Jane is perfect at literally everything except Spanish ;) she always makes you feel good about yourself and when you leave her presence you just feel like a million bucks and like nothing can stop you. Jane is a friend who can make you smile when you don't want to and make your bad days good, your good days better, and your better days the best. Jane's hugs are the absolute best thing in the entire universe and a single hug from Jane could get you through a whole entire week. When you first meet her it might be a little bit awkward lol but it's 1000000% worth it. She might seem intimidating at first but she turns out to be sweet and kind and the best friend you could ask for. She's freaking gorgeous and all the guys are after her, but sometimes she doesn't believe it. Regardless, she makes you feel amazing about yourself and always know what to say. If you're in need of a solid friend who isn't fake and genuinely cares, get yourself a Jane.

"Danggg that girl slays; she's hot, she's nice, and she's good at everything!"
"mhm that's because it's Jane. There's no one else quite like her..."

by twocoolwaffles April 7, 2022