phone banger

a gang member (scrap) dat talks shit on the phone and is to scared to say it in yo face.

man you just a phone banger why dont you say it in my face instead of on da phone you pinche surrate

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phone foot

Also known as 'laptop leg', this is when your foot and/or leg goes numb because of the way you are standing/sitting. Due to your avid interest in you device, however, you don't notice until it becomes painful.

Guy 1: Hey man, why are you rubbing your foot?
Guy 2: I was just standing by the kitchen counter looking at my phone, and suddenly my foot went numb.
Guy 1: Ah, another case of 'phone foot'.

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Phone Stack

A game played at either a meal or in a group setting.

When at a meal, and everyone is on their phones, grab them and stack them face down in the center of the table. First to pick up their phone, pays the bill for all. If no one grabs it, everyone pays their part.

When in a group setting, grab the phones and stack them. Whoever grabs their phone must perform challenges, each group member gets to pick a challenge so in a group of 10, touching your phone would cause you to do 10 challenges. You may use your phone during the challenges but afterwards, it goes back on the stack.

*Everyone is texting at a group meal*
Person 1: "PHONE STACK!"
*Person 1 snatches all phones and stacks them face down*
Person 1: "first to touch pays the full bill"

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drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

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phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.

After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."

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phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

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phantom phone

when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.

AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!

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