German Bagel

In Call of Duty: World at War, it is the act of throwing two (2) satchel charges next to each other, and also throwing a N° 74 ST (Anti-tank) grenade. The N° 74 ST will set off the satchel charges, thus having the ability to blow up a tank in one big shot if done correctly

P1: "Can someone help me, there's a tank right on me?!"
P2: "It's all right, I'm going to give it the German Bagel."
P1: "Thank god!"

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german fun pit

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.

I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.

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German Knuckle Cake

German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass.

Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake in there.

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German Town

A town full of left and right handed queers.

Did you hear 007 is from German Town.
I am one happy mofo that I am not from Greman Town.
Did you here about that queer from German Town? Dude everyone from German Town is queer

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German Rain

The non-sexual act of a man drizzling his venereal disease ridden semen on your face while blasting loud house music on a stereo.

That women seems as if she is having a bad day I would like her to experience my German rain.

This week has been boring I want to be under a heavy German rain.

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german windmill

interchangeable term with the dutch rudder

hey why dont you give me a german windmill

i believe it's called a dutch rudder..

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German Taxi

The efficient transportation of bodily fluids from one location to another.

Dude, I used her like a German Taxi last night!

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