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When someone wants you to send a picture or text them on Snapchat
Sally: " I don't wanna talk any more on the phone, can you snap me?
Carl: " sure, what's your name?"
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A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.
"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."
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Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.
The Blue Screen of Death appears when you play games online.
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A 32/16-bit OS created by Microsoft in 2000.It was the final version of Windows to be based on what was then the 20 year old DOS operating system.ME had better multimedia support then it's sibling,Windows 2000,but had horrible driver support.ME also was also fairly unstable.In fact,it's well-known instability inspired a Japanese internet meme:ME-Tan.
Windows ME was mostly BSOD after BSOD,but at least it played my video files.
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1. A phrase uttered annoyingly often by Donald Trump, indicating you should do the opposite.
2. Words that are redundant if you're telling the truth.
3. An expression that has come to be associated with habitual/pathological liars.
Trump has a "tell." Every time he says "BELIEVE ME," you know he's about to serve you a freshly baked slice of BS.
Yes, I did wash my hands after that dump. BELIEVE ME!
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Stands for “Rest in Peace Me,” used to express sadness.
Good lord Trump is our president. RIP Me.
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Besides the obvious "give me a beer," it is used to ask someone to pass or hand an object to you. It also can be used in a more figurative sense as a request or plea.
Used by character Andy in "Product Recall" ep. of "The Office" ("the joke only gets a laugh 25% of the time").
Hey, beer me that torque wrench.
Lord, beer me strength.
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