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At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.
When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.
Drunk1: It's too loud
Drunk2: (yells) What!!
Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf
Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.
Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.
Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.
Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!
A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".
The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.
When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.
Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.
As brought to us from How I Met Your Mother: getting so drunk that people need subtitles to understand what you are saying.
Billy got so subtitle drunk... that no one at the bar could understand him.