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A San Francisco treat is when you save all your nail clippings for weeks, then when you are having sex with a partner, pull out, ejaculate on their face then throw the clippings hard enough to stick to their face....Uncle Ben would be proud
It took me three months, but I was finally able to surprise my girlfriend with the ol San Francisco Treat.
A phrase for hanging around with friends, most often uttered by the dumb member of the group. It is most commonly used by a person with low intelligence who converses with others of higher intelligence.
I miss hanging out. I miss the discord calls. I miss the, ya know... Shootin the ol beef brisket.
A person who's too much of a bitch to do anything fun. Also can be described as a fat cat.
Lucas didnt want to lie for his friends in court, so they mercilessly called him a big ol puss puss.
Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.
Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.
When you nut in a girl's eye so much she squints and her face shrivels up
Friend: Yo you got with jessica last night?
You: Yeah, I gave her The Good 'ol Tokyo Jokyo
When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off
Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities
noun: A fact so true that it makes a man as happy as though he were gazing into a pair of big ole tiddies.
See: The truth (Law)
Person 1: “Donald Trump is the third president to ever be Impeached in U.S. History.”
Person 2: “That’s Big Ole Tiddy Facts right there.”
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