Luh you

Same this as "love you."

Girl:goodnight love you babe
Boy: luh you too.

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Are you a jackoff?

A useful, go-to question for the ages, used in situations when someone’s behavior verges on intolerable.

In my opinion my husband over-utilizes the question, “Are you a jackoff?” when I am attempting to regale him with my UD compositions.

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It's not you it's me

Complete bullshit

Person 1: I'm so so sorry but I can't have a relationship right now. It's not you it's me
Person 2: that's total bullshit. Just break up with me in an honest way and don't lie

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Duck you

When autocorrect decides to mess with you so it changes fuck to duck

"Duck you autocorrect"

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Love You

When you can't say I love you because you get all weird on the inside.

"Love You Cherry."

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fack a you

something said commonly by asian immigrants that have recently arrived in america and are easily angered.

bob:*cuts off mr. chan"
mr chan: "fack a you!!!!!"

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fluff you

Basically telling some one to fuck off

Shane: u suck

Me: fluff you!

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