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The philosopher’s orgasm is an acute feeling of bliss that occurs after a profound thought or experience. It can be described it as the mind’s “gears falling into place.”
Few men in history can claim to have felt abject satisfaction and bliss simply from thinking, and those who do have experienced a philosopher's orgasm, the complete harmony between logical thought and emotion.
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A substance that makes young women jump for joy and make noises resembling screams of exasty while still in a wrapper. These items include but not limited to; Kinder Happy Hippo candies, Pink fluffy things, and Justin Beiber Silly Bands.
Did you see that group of girls screaming? They must have a orgasm in a wrapper!
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Having sexual intercourse with a cancer patient after they've had chemotherapy.
"dude, why'd u just go in that hospital. Oh, i just went in the cancer center to have a radioactive orgasm."
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When one eats/drinks extremely well prepared food or drink.
"Oh my gosh! This bull testicle is amazing! I am having a tongue orgasm!"
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state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
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When a man or woman gets their lady so close to orgasm, that she's aching, moaning and tightening her pussy. But instead of finishing her off, they stop and let her suffer unfulfilled, or a ruined orgasm. Which can be painful and not very loving.
I got my girl so close to cumming , she was bucking and yelling. So, I rolled her over, kissed her and said "Sorry, I'm too tired to finish you up tonight" I sure gave her a ruined orgasm !!
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When playing tetris, a situation arises where you mistakenly move a piece to the left or right of the chosen spot. This error occurs from the over stimulated finger, resulting in an orgasm hitting the:
(a) rotate button
(b) moving the piece left or right.
Situation: Z piece is placed 1 unit left of wanted spot
Damn! that's the second Tetris Orgasm I've had.
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