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The act of "cuming in the air tonight"
My girl went to switch positions and I Phil Collins all over my room man, it was bad.
A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.
"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"
Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.
Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?
At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.
Um.. Chile anyway-
He sells flex tape
Phil swift is here for flex tape.
A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you
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a very cool nice person that makes me happy
whenever she talks to me i smile she makes me so happy whenever you talk to them you melt
unknown: oh you talked to pen1s91 (aka phil) today? that’s why your face is all red
you: yeah
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