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Bitch the pot is an old time slang which was used back then when you had tea and your wanted all of the tea
Becky: ok, so guess what happened to me today at the mall...
Jenifer: what!? Bitch the pot!!
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The act of urinating in a woman's vagina while having sexual intercourse.
Guy: "I accidentally pissed in my girlfriend's pussy while we had sex last night." Other guy: "Pee in a pot!"
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When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.
"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.
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A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.
How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!
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me. i am a pothead cause i smoke as much weed as i can. whenever i can..i do it!
Kate...ME!!!!
dude, you are such a fucking pot head! Do you ever stop??
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A sexual act involving 3 men and one woman, a play on the spit roast. Involves anal, oral, and vaginal intercourse simultaneously.
The three brothers were close enough to pull a pot roast on that girl.
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