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feel my pain mode

A childish yet effective coping mechanism often used by customer service agents when they've been speaking to an imbecile too long. It consists of reiterating everything stupid the caller says loudly so everyone around you can feel the same level of frustration you are experiencing.

support agent #1: "YES THAT'S RIGHT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON WILL INFACT SHUTDOWN THE COMPUTER"

support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?

support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.

by Jesse Stacey May 17, 2008

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House of Pain E-Zine

If you were a horror author in the mid-1990s into the mid-2000s, you'd find your way on here and featured eventually. Noted for ushering writers who also turned publishers like Mike Philbin (Hertzan Chimera), Kealan Patrick Burke (as he disowns The Clause), Trent Zelazny (as he eventually worked with me on my first magazine's issue, and the third issue) and a host of others.

In 2003 Wraith Knox introduced Nicholas Tillemans who became part of the second Chimeraworld anthology, as some of the roster became part of Tabloid Purposes as some joined in the sequels. It is known as a who's who in the small press as the independent press introduced bizzaro fiction, neo-traditional, Stygian Memoir (the creative nonfiction subgenre that is an offshoot of Gothic Horror and Gonzo Journalism,) alt. history ala 1990s, and horror that became from the post-9/11 world as it was a touchy subject to approach. Being dark about September 11th was a bit taboo.

Noted for invoking a huge fuck you factor for publishing The Fandom Writer from being on FictionPress earlier that year as it was written from returning after attending Goth Convergence in Chicago. Janice Frank in 2004 while she was still alive; defecated on House of Spiders. I taunted, "The more you bastards flame on this one, all you're doing is giving it an even more potent sting."

Fandom Wank: you know that wop we were taking turns on.

mindset: yeah
The other blogtroll: Shit he appeared on House of Pain E-Zine with that notorious story. Was the editor trying to piss us off when she included it?

According to an e-mail they had -- they expressed a mutual hatred for Poppy Z. Brite.

Gruesome Cargo in an interview with him on AuthorsDen said it grabbed her attention and noted to be the most accessible short story on the site. The Fandom Writer and The Ferryman's Wheelchair are both progressively disturbing in their own ways.

All of them: JESUS have you seen the rest of the featured on there, some of them are a collective brood of utter sick fuck fictioneers. Have you seen the story called BUKKAKEWORLD? Two of the writers wrote a novel called BOYFISTGIRLSUCK. There are a few publications circulating around that's pretty damn close to the controversial e-zine as one of them did a very dark incarnation which became known as The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five noted for introducing two writers from the Edgar Allan Poe fandom and two from fictionpress. It's also noted to have The Pattern Of Diagnosis which has a very haunting echo of David Foster Wallace -- he included this under the encouragement of a Goth model named Tragic Wrath. The interview between him and Hertzan Chimera saw a sabertooth nature where it rivaled The Boondocks with the episode known as BET Sucks.

by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018

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wish pain on ya kids

What you say to someone who is being a complete dick.

Person: You cant sit there Im saving that seat for my buddy you scumbag!

Me: Ok, wish pain on ya kids.

by wish pain on ya kids August 2, 2005

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I can feel your pain

Something you would say to someone in a deep and relatable situation, especially when they are referring to their past and you had a similar past or a different past but still felt the same thing.

Oliver: All of my life, I have felt like nobody has given me attention
Katie: I can feel your pain

by Worse than JJ March 28, 2020


Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice

Alcohol, in any form.

This has been the worst week, only a little pain go bye-bye juice can make it better.

by Meredith Hoke October 25, 2008

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(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.

"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

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My Pain Is Caused By My Pleasures

What you got going on today is the result of the decisions you have made along the way. Bad habits, good habits (good in your eyes, bad in others eye. Depends who you ask.)

My pain is caused by my pleasures.

by galpalvalb February 24, 2013

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