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a. An almost completely white, rich suburb of Chicago in which everyone either breathes Abercrombie or considers themselves "emo" (because we all know how depressing it is to be rich)
b. The easiest place in America to get drugs at a young age.
c. Home to Maine South High School, where EVERYONE does drugs, yet somehow they all go to like Harvard.
d. The only suburb where it's common for teenagers to OD and die.
e. Known for being the place where Hilary Clinton grew up.
a. John: I live in Park Ridge!
Jane: You mean Lily White Ridge?
John: Huh?
Jane: That's what it's called because there are ONLY white people!
John: Yea and they're all emo!
Jane: I understand.. I would HATE to be uppermiddle class... god, i feel so bad for you!
b. John: I've been doing pot since I was a baby!
Jane: How?
John: Like I said.. I like in PARK RIDGE!!
c. Jane: You do drugs? Lemme guess.. you must go to Maine South.
John: Yea and I just got accepted into Princeton!
d. John: Did you hear? Bob OD'd last night on heroin!
Jane: Figures.
e. Jane: Oh Lord, you're Hilary Clinton's neighbor?! I'm so sorry!
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a coastal town in south jersey near lavallette and seaside heights. seaside park is not as dirty as seaside heights and has some of the most expensive property in the area. seaside park residents have somewhat of a lot of money.generally a great place to spend the summer.
"dude, you live in seaside park?"
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A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.
She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.
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Slang for having a bowel movement.
Another way of saying you have to drop a deuce or take a dump or drop anchor
Ah man, I gotta "park a bear" before we hit up the club. It might take a while.
Where's Mike at? Ah he's just "parkin' a bear" in the port-o-potty.
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the dopest sport, and an addiction to dank riders in XL+ clothes throwing down at every mountain off whatever there is.
-"ZoMg3rZ its Tanner Hall!"
-"Ayy gangsta park skiing is bombbb"
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A mexican and white neighborhood in arden-arcade where chaps get fucked up. the only real neighborhood with a sureno gang who puts it down. from howe ave. to el camino homie sureno turf. vHPS. norputos get mad too because they know hp is taking over snorth sac. real surenos live here the rest are non-factors. fuck a buster.:
chap: hey lets go to arden
other chap: nah, there is too many real ass surenos from howe park there.
chap: i know lets just go back to shitty ass florin rd.
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This definition is referring to Highland Park, TX. Highland Park is a community often referred to as "the bubble" in North Dallas, TX. Here, everyone's pretty due to rich men who marry beautiful women and make pretty little babies who will grow up to be pretty little parkies. Most everyone claims to be Christian, most everyone claims to be Republican, and some actually know what they're talking about, too. Highland Park High School may boast a good education, but they spend all their money on sports. Who needs an education? Now onto the students of Highland Park High School. About 98% of the kids drink or smoke. The typical HP girl runs cross country, is dating a guy who plays football, has a given name of Madeline, Madison, Caroline, Emily, or Elizabeth, is white, voted McCain/Palin when the school had its presidential election, is blonde with blue eyes, is in FCA (Fellowship of Christian Athletes), is part of the Roots club (girl's Christian club), and got totally shitfaced last weekend at so and so's party. But they still managed to show up at church the next day, wearing a dress that probably cost about $100-200 more than its worth. Needless to say, not every girl in Highland Park is like this, and not every guy is a douchebag. Just the vast majority.
Actual conversation I had yesterday with this guy who knows my brother and was driving me home:
Him: Hi, I'm John. Your brother hates me.
Me: Hahah really? Why?
Him: Because I always make fun of him for being a democrat.
Actual bible study at my church in HP:
Girl: I just don't understand how someone could be an atheist. They know they're going to hell.
Me: My brother's an atheist.
Girl: Hate to break it to you, your brother's going to hell.
Actual conversation I had with a freshman boy:
Him: I think it's stupid that my girlfriend doesn't wear makeup.
Me: Why? She's just naturally pretty.
Him: Because why would you just wanna be naturally pretty? Makeup makes everyone look better. Every girl needs makeup, it's just a fact of life.
While babysitting with my guy friend:
Him: Let's go check the parent's alcohol stash!
Facebook status when Bin Laden was killed:
Him: Now that we killed the sand nigga, let's get the other nigga out of the office.
Conversation during the 2008 election:
Girl: If Obama gets elected, I'm moving to Canada.
Me: Why?
Girl: Are you stupid? He's a terrorist.
Conversation with people from other schools:
Them: What school do you go to?
Me: Highland Park.
Them: Oh.. (looks down in disappointment)
Me: (sigh).
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