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When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?
Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.
bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.
why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity
the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently
"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"
A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.
There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.
When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
An avant-garde rock band from Finland, responsible for some of the greatest songs of the 1980s.
I went to the Voracity Patch concert on Wednesday night; Olaavi threw a ceramic pig at me.
this mf has the biggect BootyCheeks ive ever seen on a man
i mean the ckae is perfectly like an oval and this mf has some on the best arch ive seen around bro like hot damn
Milo Stickler: Patch Lastname get them big BootyCheeks out of here right now