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A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.
Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.
Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)
(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”
A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.
Jordan has a very nice penis patty.
Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis
Dude she was patty caking your dick
The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.
The three to four drop dribble at the bottom of a champagne to which you offer your friend for one last drink…..primarily at brunch!
Can I have one more glass of Champs? Sure, here you go. Oh my God, that is a Patty Pour!
The three or four drops of champagne left in a bottle to which you offer your friend’s empty glass.
Could I have one more glass? Sure. Oh my God, that was a Patty Pour!