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Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.
Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?
At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.
Um.. Chile anyway-
He sells flex tape
Phil swift is here for flex tape.
A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you
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a very cool nice person that makes me happy
whenever she talks to me i smile she makes me so happy whenever you talk to them you melt
unknown: oh you talked to pen1s91 (aka phil) today? that’s why your face is all red
you: yeah
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The Phil Gribble is the art of pinning a girl up against the wall in a physically aggressive manor just like Phil Mitchell on Eastenders. You then Proceed to go down on her fast and 'shirley' making sure that you eat all the mess running down her legs whether that be estrogen or shit from the sexual torture. A girl WHo has been phil Gribbled right will be physically Impaired for at least 2 hours.
Did you see Raymond Phil Gribble stacey last night?
Yeah she had to crawl out of the bedroom, she left a trail of body fluids behind her
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A young teen equipped with a preposterous moustache, travels in a brown shitty station wagon and picks up little girls. These sickening 'scouts' can also travel on foot and are usually disguised by the name Trent
Trent loves to fondle with young girls therefore he is a Phil George Scout, Trent is the definition of Sikkkkko