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There are three popular definitions of ghost poop:
1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation.
2: You sit down to take a shit, everything feels normal, but when you look down into the toilet the poop appears to be gone! This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain, so it's out of sight, but still very much in the toilet.
3: You take a shit and everything goes normally, but when you wipe, the paper comes out clean, much like how a ghost leaves no trace. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little. If the shit was really difficult, then the turd was way too hard, and you need to eat some prunes pronto.
1: Man, I thought I needed to take a monster shit, but all I did was fart and make a ghost poop on the pot.
2: Woah! Where did my shit go?! Must've been a ghost poop...
3: ARRRGHH *plop*... *pant pant*... "Oh well, at least it came out as a ghost poop and I won't need to wipe..."
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a piece of poop resembling a wooden log.
not diarrhaea.
long solid mass of feces.
Justin shit out an unbelievable poop log.
Eric had a hard time pushing out the poop log.
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cigar guts or the tobacco removed from a cigar that is trying to be passed off as haze.
Shane: check out this haze i just bought!!!
Mike: Wow asshole, you just got hustled, thats not weed its poop haze
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noun.
1. the tip on a pile of poop
2. opposite of the icing on a cake, poop-nipple describes exacerbation on top of an already shitty situation. It is similar to the salt in "rubbing salt on the wound" and the kick in "kick them while they are down".
3. an unsympathetic person.
1. The google poop emoticon, ~@~, has a poop-nipple on top.
2. the break-up is the poop-nipple of an already terrible week.
3. that jerk is being a poop-nipple.
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Something that is hidden under everyone’s bed just Incase they have to drop a load in the middle of the night, and don’t wanna get up
Mom: why is there a sock of of poop under your bed
Me: mom that’s just my poop sock
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The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.
dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.
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n. A massive error on one's part, usually involving a last second decision that drastically alters the situation.
That guy took a bullet for me, and I was wearing a bullet-proof vest...totally a poops mcgee!
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