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domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry
mrs. law is a prime example of a roasted cunt muffin and is evil
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The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.
Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!
Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.
"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"
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When You roast someone like a muffin it means you roast them Like a white person. (White People can't roast, Besides I'm White, I know what it's Like).
Man 1: Boy, Ima roast you like a muffin!
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*
a distigusting vagina also soemtimes known as mac n' cheese should not be traded for prime rib
a.k.a. - kaitlyn
oh jesus gil you gave up prime rib for a roast beef sandwich?
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A phrase used to get someone to calm down and relax.
Whoa there....simmer down pot roast.
What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.
"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"
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