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A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work
Is that a halloween mask? No...Man your face is royally goat fucked!
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A sexual act in which one male and one shemale have sexual relations where the male focuses his sexual aggression on the area upon the shemale where the absent beef curtain is believed to exist.
"Wow dude. That shemale was hot last night, but was she hot enough to let you give her the old royal beef curtain????"
"Yeah, I bought her a one way ticket to beef town and hitchhiked all the way there on her shemale skin flute."
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Any "fat back" can be called "your royal sexyness"
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a rimjob while a woman is crowning.
Cory: Dude, I heard you gave Pam a royal wedding.
Ilya: Ew, fuck, no. I'd rather cut a ball off.
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The chance for people to get inordinately pissed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.
DUUUUDE Royal Wedding tomorrow
I know! let's go down the off-licence
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Fortnite, Commonly known as “Fortnite Battle Royale”, is a Battle Royale Game where you jump out of a blue party bus with 100 other people and fight to the death. Seriously.
It is a game also notoriously known for its dogshit community which is probably the only goddamn valid excuse to go full monkey mode over somebody who literally fucking mentioned it. It gives a bit of extra charm to the shooter genre and the characters have personality (only a small amount but a bit goes a long way.)
Play it if you want, don’t play it if you don’t, I’m not here to judge, but Barbatos help you if you go out of your way to hate somebody’s guts just because they mentioned it.
Mary: Not many people don’t like me that much, probably because I play Fortnite Battle Royale.
Jim:That’s Perfectly fine. Play what you want!
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1. When a man enters a room playing an instrument (which he must be able to play well) whilst completely naked and with the instrument positioned as to bring the genitalia into prominence. This is best accomplished playing something by The Who.
2. A song by Cream.
I heard Babba O'Reilly, so I turned around just to see my brother Royal Albert Hall me. Thanks Ian.
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