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A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.
Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.
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demanding a friend your out on the town partying with to shake coke all over your nose
Bro, do me a favor, salt my snout right now, I'm too drunk I need you to pack my beak please
When a girl hides coke in her ass and a man fucks her anally.
"That bitch at the urgent care got fucked Mexican Salt Shaker style last night."
A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.
Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!
ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.
To make a situation thats already bad worse!
Man, why the fuck are pouring salt on the wound?
Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!
I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.
A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.
Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!