ham sandwich

a groupie.

The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.

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Bluff Sandwich

A person who lies, cheats, steals, and acts like a Bluff Sandwich. Can be applied to anyone/thing.

Jim: Man, last night that bitch was on my nuts!
Tom: Shut up Nigga, you a Bluff Sandwich!

Would you like peanut butter with that bluff sandwich, bitch?

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cockmeat sandwich

a complementary snack usually offered by prison guards to inmates. this sandwich consists of a penis, two slices of brown wholemeal bread, and one leaf of lettuce, kindly prepared by the prison's guards themselves. if your lucky you could find extra mayo in your sandwich.

"ready for your cockmeat sandwich... i hope you like extra mayo!"

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turkey sandwich

run bitch or prepare to run

man 1: the cops are coming!
man 2: turkey sandwich!

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tuna sandwich

eating out a woman on her period

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Grind On Sandwich

To get grinded on simultaneously by two women, one on your front one on your back.

You: Dude, last night was amazing those two sluts turned me into the meat in a grind on sandwich.

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Allergy Sandwich

An allergy sandwich is a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich. Lots of people have allergies to nuts and strawberries. The cool people, however, do not. They know the best pb&j is a pb with strawberry j.

Lulu: Oh man, what is that you're devouring?
Ramone: It's my allergy sandwich.

Lulu: What is that? It sounds disgusting.

Ramone: You are mistaken. An allergy sandwich is the magical combination of peanut butter and strawberry.
Lulu: Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to strawberries.
Ramone: Loser.

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