Admiral of the Ocean Sea

Noun (naval terminology): the universally supreme naval rank, awarded historically only to one seaman (Christopher Columbus) jointly by HRM Ferdinand and HRM Isabella of Spain, in recognition of his achievement in successfully navigating the Atlantic Ocean westward and (presumed at the time) the discovery of a shorter, less hazardous, and less expensive trading route to India from Europe.

"Upon his return from his first voyage to America, Christopher Columbus received the rank and title of "Admiral of the Ocean Sea" from Ferdinand and Isabella,
which rank he holds in perpetuity."

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Three Sea Shells

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

How it works ?

You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third

John never really knew how to use the three sea shells

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Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

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Surf My Seas

Although one may not use a surf board, it most definitely adds to the excitement of the action. Surf my seas refers to gradual movement up and down a woman's body with one's weiner which may involve some light penetration.

Dev in "Dancing in the Dark" would say, "I'm only talkin to ya if you wanna surf my seas"

"She said to me "surf my seas." I really surfed the crap out of her seas.

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squeaky sea gull

while engaged in sexual intercourse on the beach, the man pulls his penis out, buries it in the sand, and shoves it back into his partner's waiting love mound. The cry of startled surprise from said partner is known as the squeaky sea gull.

Mark tried the squeaky sea gull on Laura last summer, then she dumped him for a lesbian. What a carpet muncher!

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Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.

I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.

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deep sea diving

To go down on a woman (give her oral sex).

I went deep sea diving last night.

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