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a person who cheated on you
my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!
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expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker
jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!
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"Hey, shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart."
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When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
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1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
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If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
The king had no friends so he shitty powed himself everynight