Standing on flattened sticks falling rapidly at a downward angle.
When you fell down the stairs you were practically skiing!
"Hey! during the winter i fell off a mountain" Its called skiing
Don’t get me started, skiing is just not as good as snowboarding... you guys think your good but really just Jerry’s, you guys can’t do any cool tricks and you yard sale 24/7
Snowboarder 1: dude look at that Jerry skiing on the slopes
Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale
Another term for "Doing cocaine"
"Hey man, you tryna go skiing?"
"Hell yea im down"
"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"
putting two penises your mouth at the same time like a set of skis going into a dome
Guy 1: Chelsea has room for another penis if you want to take part in a ski dome.
Guy 2: nah I'm more of a anal guy