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Not Too Small To Jail

People who are poor and outcasts in society that are jailed for offenses that are specifically designed to harass, segregate, and disenfranchise them. For example, homeless being arrested for sleeping on a park bench, or vagrancy laws for having no source of income. Or resisting arrest, without resisting, or without charges for the arrest. In some cases trumped charges such as assault on a law enforcement officer are added for those who are not disobeying a law. These charges can be extremely serious and intimidating, even when they have no basis in fact.

When people are protesting they may also be subject to harassment and intimidation, especially when the police are gooning for the 1%.

City Commission Meeting
Speaker one:
There are homeless people in our parks. One was charging his cell phone from a City power pole. And another was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. This is serious. Pretty soon some charity will be feeding people in the park.
Speaker two:
These homeless offenders were clearly not: "Not Too Small To Jail"

by mlhiss January 24, 2013

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Small Dick Energy

When someone (usually male) is rude or acts entitled due to their insecurity. Has nothing to do with actual penis size, but is rather the sense that the person is trying to overcompensate or act like they are better than other people.

It can also be used in the context of someone being hateful or bigoted.

"Ugh, that guy has such small dick energy. I wish he would get over himself."

by Voidgames January 2, 2023

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Small Dick Energy

The scheming malevolent vibes which come from a person who can’t do anything right. Typically a classic BetaMale.

β€œDid you see those two politicians debate last night? They were both so extreme, neither of them will make things better. I don’t think either of them believed in half of the things they were saying. Both of them absolutely had Small Dick Energy.

by IronMikey April 14, 2023

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Small pp energy

Someone that gets angry because other people are happy and enthusiastic about something

"That guy is angry that people are posting their Spotify wrapped on Twitter... he has such small pp energy!"

by Tapiraat December 2, 2020

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Small Boy

The small boy who doesn't let anyone or anything get in his way, and if you do, he growls the loudest

Oh look at that cutie small boy

by gurrygirl February 13, 2019

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Feeling Small

When a boy, usually in Puberty, feels like he has a small penis. This is usually caused by the boys locker room or awkward moments at camp.

Boy 1: "Ugh! I am feeling small today."

Boy 2: "Why?"

Boy 1: "Because after Gym, in the Locker room, I saw Henry's dick and it was huge. And now I am feeling small."

Boy 2: "Wow that's gay..."

by Pfiz34294848 August 28, 2010

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Small wank

When you get pissed at someone call a small wank

WTF are you doing Jeff you small wank

by Mikey kav90 August 10, 2017

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