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Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B May 16, 2018


Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue

When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head

by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020


Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 20, 2018


bassy smurf

The concept of men-sheep body switching.

Alberta, do you see those sheep standing next to that man over there?”

“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”

by Constitutional musical April 7, 2018


Papa smurfing

Gripping a persons throat and pinching there noses tell they turn blue

The gangs new initiation is papa smurfing someone

by Akneezeb August 31, 2022


Smurf rage

A term used in regards to negative feelings about the Smurf race.

I'm not racist or anything but I've got smurf rage.

by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024


Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 14, 2022