Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue
When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head
Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
The concept of men-sheep body switching.
“Alberta, do you see those sheep standing next to that man over there?”
“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”
Gripping a persons throat and pinching there noses tell they turn blue
The gangs new initiation is papa smurfing someone
A term used in regards to negative feelings about the Smurf race.
I'm not racist or anything but I've got smurf rage.
When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?