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When a girl is deep throating your cock, and she vomits on your accidentally. And before you get back with a towel to clean it up, you find that your dog already cleaned it up for you. Also known as a second hand scooby snack
My date last night, shes a keeper, she gave my dog a Snoopy gag snack as she ran for the bathroom.
When a person is fingerbanging someone’s butthole resulting in a collection of warm anal secretions while simultaneously snacking on said secretions.
Hey do you want to go grab some dinner?
Oh no, I’m full my girlfriend just made me a montucky warm snack.
An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.
Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
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Basically saying that person looks so good you can eat them all up.
Zamnnn Zaddy you lookin' like a snack on your bday!
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When a girl gets drunk and starts to give you a blowjob (usually late at night), but because she is drunk she bites your dick. At this point you slap her, however you still want her to finish because you are horny but she is too drunk to do it right so she keeps chewing up your junk.
When Kim gets drunk she turns into a total cock fiend, but my dick always feels like a chew toy after she has her Midnight Grundle Snack.
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Casual sex. Occurs when you're tired, and ready to got to bed, but first you want a little something warm in you. Non-discriminatory, as long as it doesn't have mold on it and the expiration date is good you are will take it.
NOTE: Not to be confused with dinner sex. Something that's planned and prepared for, and you have to pay a little money for.
It didn't mean anything because it was just midnight snack sex.
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The act of taking unwrapped sticks of butter (as well as any other soft, pliable, and/or relatively unharmful foodstuffs) and pelting them out of a fast-moving vehicle at pedestrians and other cars.
A typical snack attack is launched without provocation at an unsuspecting victim, better to maximize the bewilderance of the subject and escape without capture.
I got snack attacked on the way back from work and now my satin pimp suit got butter all over it.
Those motherfuckers snack attacked Jim last night, he got two big macs upside the head.
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