The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.
I just got the signal squirt. Now I can wipe my ass!
It's when a girl squirt on your face!
For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!
When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.
“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”
Using a flamethrower with intent to kill
My friend hates spiders, so they gave one an Arizona squirt gun to turn it to ash.
The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.
“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”