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When a pet does not clean their puckered bunghole well enough and then proceeds to sit on a surface, such as a couch or bed, and leaves a ring of poop.
Susan picked up my frenchie and he got so scared he left a poop stamp on her shirt.
Fishing for stamps is slang for living off of government welfare, in Canada's eastern provinces, fisherman fish for four months of the year, and for the other eight months, they live off welfare because they don't know how to provide for their families otherwise.
Now that lobster season was over Bill and John would be fishing for stamps to provide income for their families
When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.
another word for mushroom stamp or mushroom welt .
when you’re smacked with a hard penis and it leaves a mark outlining the penis.
I gave that chick such a pickle stamp on her forehead , it was bright red across her whole forehead ; i even took a pic of it .
When a girl acts like she’s gonna send you nudes then doesn’t.
Guy: Bruh this girl was acting like she was gonna slide through with the pics but didn’t.
Other Guy: Man you got dry stamped!
the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.
dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!
what animals do when they rub or place their dirty buttholes on things leaving something that resembles a stamp made our of their rear chocolate. A perfect examples are dogs who have exposed buttholes like pugs and they like to sit or lay and they move later leave a chocolate stamp behind.
my dog monk loves to sit on me but he backs his butt up on you and one of these days im sure im going to get a chocolate stamping on my clothes.