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Honorary Stoner

A person who like stoner things but does not smoke weed. One who chills with, talks like, acts like, and anything a stoner does but doen't smoke. Ressons can be because of differant things from not wanting to get busted to not being able to hold in smoke because of lung problems.

I am a 'Honorary stoner'.

by honorarystonerman October 4, 2010

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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins October 31, 2007

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synonyms: stoner

Somebody who enjoys smoking a lot of marijuana then eating and passing out.

George is such a stoner that he smoked four blunts, then went home, ate 3 packs of ramen and passed out on his couch.

Synonyms: stoner, pothead, junkie, junky, toker

by that-stoned-bitch December 1, 2013

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Stoner Panda

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.

Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!

by StonerPanda666 August 4, 2016

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Stoners Creek

A derivative of Stoney Creek, and with the majority of young population using drugs and acting dumb.

There's that kid, he's a stoner from Stoners Creek.

by fruitland February 1, 2009

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Stoner Den

An area set aside specifically for smoking weed. This area is usually a garage, a bedroom, or living room. It will usually be littered with smoking paraphernalia.

If you're looking to smoke, lets go to the stoner den. We can chief up there without having to be paranoid.

by Captain Shabby October 5, 2014

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stoner softy

the supposed lack of sexual male performance when one smokes weed.

Stoner1: Yeah man I don't know what was wrong with me. I smoked a couple bowls, and then I just couldn't get it up for ma' lady.

Stoner2: Fuckin' a man... stoner softy strikes again...

by iknowitallnananabooboo January 20, 2011

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