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When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
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Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.
I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.
When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.
I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!
Giving your partner a good stroke while having sex
I gave my girl the Hell Stroke last night.
When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.
Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*
When you smash your face on the keyboard.
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"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"