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a member of or supporter of most obama administration policies; barack obama himself
with what obama has in mind for America, he'll hopefully be a one term socialist cock sucker!
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When you suddenly punch someone, yell "Sucker!" and then run away.
Brooke told Amanda that if Hayden was going to be a bitch, she ought to sucker punch him.
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A person who is a real jerk/asshat to another human/animal/inanimate object. Mainly Steve. F*ck you, Steve.
God damn it, Steve! Did you just assume my gender! You absolute C*CK SUCKER
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When you yawn and you get a painful cramp in your jaw/neck area. Sometimes it's so bad that you cannot close your mouth for a bit. It's called cocksucker's cramp because of the expression one does after yawning when he/she realizes she got a cramp it that area.
Chad : Matt yawned and his mouth stayed open for like 2 minutes.
Dan : LOL, Cock Sucker's cramp!
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A person who’s humor is lacking substance. A new-school comedian who thrives off of retelling old jokes to appease any audience willing to listen to him.
Feeling left out, the neo-soul sucker started telling his same old, played-out jokes to entertain the crowd.
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All Night Sucker: Contrary to the popular song “All Day Sucker,” by Stevie Wonder, An All Night Sucker is the opposite. An All Night Sucker doesn’t give anything for fear of not getting anything back. It’s the other side of the moon that doesn’t show until someone who desperately seeks it flies up and finds out for themselves what wonders an All Night Sucker truly carries.
Oh, Jenna keeps trying to take Jacob to the dance but little does she know he’s an all night sucker. He won’t let anyone take him.
I can’t believe Peter is getting married next month, he was the biggest all night sucker in highschool.
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When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.
After Amy revealed that she was pregnant, Bill decided to Tennessee sucker punch her
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