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A fat depressed Indian who is going to commit suicide
Aidan is a suicidal Indian
An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.
Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.
When you tape a knife to your dick and penetrate her
*penetrates with a knife*
*Girl dies from blood loss*
That's how you do the suicidal dick
The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation
Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.
It’s the Covid version of a Suicide Bomber where a Boomer ignores the CDC, scientists, medical professionals, and millennials during a pandemic that ends up making themselves and others die or become extremely sick.
I saw another suicide boomer at the grocery store today.
A new street drug commonly found in central Massachusetts. Similar to acid, also known as LSD. People go through stages of hallucinations called the 'cereal steps'. Similar to Molly in the way that it's made but less harmful because of the chemicals used. Some people suffer from bad trips.
Hey man did you go to the party last week went Brittany went ape-shit cause she had too many suicidal Cheerios?
Nah but I heard it was lit
Suicide By PMS can be best understood as an individual (typically though not exclusive to the male gender) intentionally or unintentionally aggravates a woman during her monthly menstrual cycle, with the result being a verbal lashing or character assassination.
Similar to suicide by cop, where a perpetrator feigns use of a weapon during an armed standoff with law enforcement, with the end goal being execution under false pretenses.
“Hey man, someone outta warn Dale.”
“Why, what’s up?”
“He’s picking a fight with Liliana, and she’s on the rag.”
“Oh christ - we should step in before he commits Suicide by PMS”.