autism mom

A mother of an autistic child. Often considers herself a superhero for raising an autistic child, victimizes herself, and expresses negativity or grief about her child's condition. Likely supports Autism Speaks and the puzzle piece (both offensive to autistic people).

Autism moms always know what's best for their children.

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Myspace Mom

Adjective: A mom usually over the age of 40 who has a myspace account and befriends her teenagers friends online by friend requesting them. She does this because:
a. She wants to spy on her daughter's myspace ho background.
b. She wants to relive the social life she never had.

Her background usually consists of the blingy hearts from pimpmyprofile.com

LaShaniquon-Hey did Lamarian's mom friend requested you?
Alejandro-WTF yea. What a myspace mom. Hopefully she doesnt find out about Lamarians nude pics.

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soccer mom

A woman who embraces fear over freedom.

Rated "T" for Teen? No way am I buying that, you could be scarred by it...

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mom crush

wishing an older woman was your own mother.

Mrs. Peterson is so sweet and she always sends care packages to Henry. I think I have a mom crush on her.

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Josh's mom

The pinnacle of the word Milf.

Your mom is teh hottest evar!

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plant mom

mother of plants. someone who owns a significant number of plants and care for them deeply, these plants are usually kept inside to be close to their surrogate mother.

person 1: 'that person sure likes plants'
person 2:'yeh . she's a plant mom'

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your mom

The new "the dog ate me homeowork"

Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

brillinace!

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