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A bear-like power possessed by large, often socially awkward people during times of excitement or anger. Their insurmountable strength is seemingly inconceivable during their normal, relaxed state, but can be accentuated by emotional distress, or often by intense inebriation by alcohol or other drugs. Though normaly quiet and intraverted, dont let their good natured persona fool you. One too many shots may cause godzilla like devastation, resulting in numerous bone fractures and utter panic caused by bear-like hugs and bone shattering high fives.
Dont let him drink. Last time, he got super friendly after too many shots, gave me a pat on the back, and broke 3 of my verterbrate. Then while apologizing, he lifted me up by my arm, and literally ripped it from my torso. Worst case of retard strength I've ever seen
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So stupid it's astonishing.
worse i was ever in was last winter me an 3 of my boys went to go steal dirtbikes from another naborhood far as shit from ares like 45 min car ride ,well anyway we broke into the shed ,an when we went to get the bikes they were chained 2gather with a thick ass chain ,and the onloy thing in the shed to use was a fuckin big ass filer ,so we took turns fileing it for like 30 mins an we started to get close then i went out to go check an make sure no1 was comin ,as soon as i stepped out i seen this big ass dude runnin at me so i told every1 sum1s comin an we all ran out into the woods ,so im runnin for a second next thing i no i get stuck in a big ass thron bush one of my boys stoped to help me get out of it ,it took like 15 mins ,then b4 i was fully freeed from the bush we seen the dude an sum1 else he was with comin towards us so we started to run ,an i didnt realize but my shoes were still stuck an tangled in the thorn bush so when i went to run my shoes came off an the dude was to close for me to try an grab them lol ,so i hadda run with no shoes to make a longg ass story short because there is much much much mopre crazy shit that ended up hapening that night, but i hadda spend the rest of the night in some cold ass weather an it snowed there the day b4 not much just a few inches but to be runnin in even a inch of snow with just socks on is cold lol plus with no jacket/hoodie or anything an the naborhood we went to steal them from in nothin but woods an shit so i hadda go round for like 4 hours in like an inch or 2 of snow in the woods no shoes an freezein till finally my one boy found some kids house he ew an we stayed there till the mornin then cought a train home by the way i still had no shoes on the walk to the train then on the train itself then when we got off an hadda walk to the bus stop then from were the bus left us off till my house
RETARDED
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When a downs syndrome person gets mad.
Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.
Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.
Newspaper headline:
SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK
A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.
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A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.
A great way to break Awkward Silences.
Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*
when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.
dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?
Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.
"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"