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When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper
When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge
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The hair that resides between on the gooch; between the ball sack and the penis.
1. I shaved my troll under the bridge last night!
2. Wendy lucked the troll under the bridge, then I tolled on her.
Yolk taint gooch
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A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.
Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school
Jimmy: Yep I do
Jimbob: Feels bad
This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls
Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes
sexual position going across two beds, works best in a hotel room. It involves 2 guys and 2 girls. the girls lean over the gap of the beds on all fours and make out while each of the guys do the girls doggy and proceed to high five over the girls.
Easiest to accomplish in Seaside NJ.
GGB, Golden Gate Bridge
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To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge
John: hey dude what u wanna do today?
Dude: I wanna yeet myself off a bridge
John: ok cool have fun
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When you a simpin nigga cause you missing yo ex... so you wanna die but in a cool way
You ever wanna YEET yourself off a bridge??